Let's just say I'm not very fond of the patent system.

Nice business, would be a shame if something happened to it...

My way of dealing: making Patent Blaster, a sidescrolling explodey kind of game based on awful patent art come to life. Your mission: invalidate those patents using any means necessary.

Weapons Guide The Many Moods of the Target Reticle

The house is a mess, and you're here to clean it out. Acid leaks. Exploding barrels. Jars of mysterious substances. Books that whisper obscenities. Torn wallpaper patched up with patent applications.

Things found in the House of Patents